March 11, 2008

My ADD just hit...hard

Wow. I've gone through periods where I couldn't focus, but just now my ADD went into overdrive. I can barely focus on writing this. I'm not sure why but the most work I can get done right now is basically staring at nothing. This is kind of a strange feeling, being acutely aware of my total inability to concentrate on my work right now. So many people want to buy Yankees' tickets. So many people have called me today. I think I'm going to golf soon. Very soon. Like maybe next week. If that happens I will be as happy as two peas in a stapler. Or whatever they say. Wait, I know what they say:

Don't scratch your own back with the hand that wipes your butt. Or is it ass?